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| 5 April 2009:
THE BRIDE HANDICAP |
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Once upon a time, long ago,
there was a race called "The Bride Handicap". It was looked upon as
one of the biggest fish and chippers in the Manx calendar. It was once
glittered with spuds and choppers! But, that was then. Now we have a
road race that can boast the fastest man in the world, along with many
other future stars. Many are already at GB National level. The Peleton
had it all, a mixture of World class, British class, old school,
future stars and a few Manx 'hotties' to keep the lads happy! It was a
winning recipe and this is why it is now one of the best races
in the Manx calendar. One to be proud of winning. Make no mistake, Cav
is a born winner and he was there to win and not there for a Sunday
stroll or to make up the numbers! He likes to hurt a little!
The first group had the race underway. It consisted of many newcomers,
including Floyd Wilson. He was one of the lucky lads to be landed with
the ladies! For many of them it was their first race, my respect goes
out to all of them. (You've got my number!) One of my 'chick'
informants told me that this group worked well together and they kept
to the job in hand and there was no flirting whilst they were racing!
It has been noted that Mickey Grose was very strong. This group
managed to stay clear of the second group.
The second
group consisted of some of cycling's up and coming whipper snappers!
They missed the absence of experienced legends Hinds and Curphy
(although their names were on the start sheet). They had their
excuses! Rumours were circulating that Minty from East Enders
was with us. Further investigation revealed it was actually Posse
member Andy 'Assos' Howland and everyone in cycling would like to
welcome him back.
It was the scratch group, consisting mainly of the Posse that was
making the most ground. The super scratch group thought their job of
mopping up the Posse was a formality, but I think they all
underestimated the powers of the Posse train! The Posse powerhouse was
at full cry and could boast the super scratch group had only added 20
seconds to them on the first lap. After 2 laps the Posse train had
mopped up the experienced group 3! Livesey seemed the form rider as
Bubbles, Kirkwood and (biker style bandit) Ronan O'Toole, started
missing turns as the pace picked up. On lap 3 the scratch group
already had the first group, including the ladies, in their grasp, .
Maybe it was just coincidence, but on passing the ladies, Livesey went
on a 'purple patch', probably fuelled by testosterone,as he did a 5
minute drill on the front of the peleton! It was a possible attempt to
impress the girls!
The race was now falling into the hands of the scratch group (mainly
Posse)and this peleton was getting bigger and stronger. Gavin 'The
Tester' Quayle, Peter Doyle and Johnny Cregeen, added to the woes of
the depleting super scratch group all giving good turns. It was noted
that Joe Kelly did a few efforts at the front, giving his later attack
much more credibility. Such was the pace of Cavendish, he was starting
to be the victim of his own powers. By lap 2 Dooley, Nicholson and
"back from illness" Hatcher, all became casualties. Warren and
Kennaugh were very strong and at their immense best and did not miss a
turn along with Cavendish as they tried to hunt down their prey! The
end of lap 2 saw the departure of sprint ace Whorral. At this point
the depleted super scratch group must have known their fate and it was
virtually game over.
It all started getting a bit 'cagie' on the last lap leading up to
Bride Hill, as everyone knew the winner was coming from this peleton.
As we hit Bride Hill it was Kelly and Cregeen who attacked first, a
few moments later Thomas Mazzone appeared from nowhere like a ghost in
an attempt to pull back Cregeen and Kelly. However, Mazzone pulled
back Cregeen and brought with him the peleton, but Kelly had kicked
again and was now on a solo break for the line. I don't think the
Posse gave Kelly enough respect and naturally thought he would die and
it would all end up in a mass bunch gallop. He was left hung out to
dry, however Kelly dug deep and kept the chasing peleton at bay. There
was no organisation what so ever and each Posse member had only
interests for themselves. I'm sure if Big Dave had been in the peleton
he would not have allowed this move to succeed and would probably have
taken Van Gadger to the line for victory. However, Kelly held on and
took the race by 10 seconds in what was a super move that took the
Posse by surprise and gave the young lad a superb win. Respect goes to
Joe Kelly. Bubbles showed no mercy in taking the gallop after missing
several turns earlier on in the race to take second ahead of the
unlucky 'Top Monty' Bellhouse who could not buy a bunch sprint for
love nor money on the Bride circuit. However the champagne was his, as
he took the vets prize in front of his two biggest fans! Van Gadger
took fourth and it seemed certain James Smetton would take fifth, but
Kirkwood who was on Bubbles' wheel also showed no mercy on Smetton,
even though Smetton had not missed a turn all day, to take a cheeky
fifth right on the line. Peter Doyle was also there at the finish and
took a fine seventh. Livesey went bang in a big way on Bride Hill
paying big time for his earlier efforts. Thomas Mazzone was first
juvenile home and Laura Wasley managed to be first lady home after
managing to stay with the Posse peleton for a few miles and then she
stayed away from the other ladies with the help of the ever improving
Floyd Wilson.
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